There’s been a cat that’s been bothering me. While most nagging wildlife is on my roof at two in the morning, this cat isn’t even real.

This cat is on Facebook.

The cat in question is one from a popular application on Facebook- Farmville. I suppose players stumble across the cute little kitten while tending to their pixelated fields, and has become a common occurrence. The cat is a collectible in the game, but I’m not certain. Either way, it’s driving me nuts- the cat appears at least two or three times a day in my newsfeed on Facebook. I’d like to be making that up, but i’m not kidding.

I want attack that cat so badly. I don’t know why I’ve developed such a hatred for an inanimate object, but it’s become a pet peeve of mine. I always develop a weird hatred for odd things, from ways people say words (my friend Primo knows of a certain movie title that if said correctly, makes me shiver and yell at him) to the occasional squirrel on my front lawn. But I’ve never had such hatred for something on Facebook.

I want to kick a fake cat so hard. Or at least use a thresher. That’s on the farm, right?

I hate the Farmville Cat